Stepping through the Stargate was always a rush. You know, swirly blue water...stuff that took you from one world to another in less than a second with little to know idea what really was on the other side. Unless, of course, they sent the MALP through and nothing blasted it away or ate it. Jack always liked the last possible idea because, well, ( Read more... )

They're on his ship. He knows they're on his ship. He can feel it. It's like...well there ain't really a phrase to describe Imps crawling all over your skin and poking around in ( Read more... )

"You've gotta be kidding me."

Jack O'Neill stares at one of the placards provided -- less in a state of disbelief and more in horror that he does believe it. The bar's been possessed by the spirit of a mildly-incompetent renaissance painter or ninja turtle? That just ain't right"Screw this," he mutters, and instead of risking an order, he rounds ( Read more... )

Buck knew about the outside area. But he did not knew about the firing range.

Nope, he is not using it, he is just watching the space, guessing its use, and wondering if they have something that Junior would not blast to bits. He looks slightly puzzled, and probably, open to chat.

"A bar in my office!"

Jack O'Neill glances around Milliways as he steps through, pleased, and heads straight for Bar.

"Well, you don't get that every day, even when you want it. Jack and Coke, please-- no, wait ... paperwork. Orange juice, please."

Helpfully, Bar provides a glass of orange juice and a stack of forms very much like the ones on ( Read more... )

After the time of it he's had lately, Sheppard isn't quite surprised when he finds himself in Milliways instead of his quarters. But that still doesn't stop him from muttering, "Dammit." As he glances around. After a quick check to make sure that the door hasn't vanished yet again, he begins to make his way over to the bar. Maybe if he gets a drink ( Read more... )

"Whaddya know, a magic bar," Jack says as he walks into Milliways instead of his office. "Couldn't it have turned up before I got my ass talked off by scientists?"

Progress reports on rocks ("So, what is it? A new explosive? A cure for cancer?" "It reacts with potassium!" "Does it blow up?" "No, it melts." "...") aren't among his favourite ways to ( Read more... )

The door to the Bar swings open, there's nothing unusual about this except for the fat, bald guy in his underpants that walks through it.

Homer glances around the Bar suspiciously while scratching his butt.

"Marge...When did we have Bar put into the bathroom?"

He looks over his shoulder waiting for Marge's reply but there's only a wall there now.  He ( Read more... )

Stephen's first reaction was to be admirably impressed by the obvious care that had been taken in extending and renovating up this restroom. He had long complained about the facilities in this building, and all to no avail, so it was gratifying to see his demands had at last been carried through. And not only in terms of space, no: The men's room ( Read more... )

A jaffa walks into a bar...Even though it happens, it's not meant to ( Read more... )